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Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

Release date
December 16, 2025
Developer
Hmph. Studios
Publisher
Hmph. Studios
Genre
Adventure, Indie

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PlatformRegionDateUnlock timeStatusSource
PCWorldwideNot announcedReleasedSource

Release date history

  1. Date announced: December 16, 2025. Status: released — Upstream update (igdb) Source

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When does This Is Why We Don't Play Golf release?

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf released on December 16, 2025.

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Which platforms is This Is Why We Don't Play Golf on?

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is releasing on PC.

Has This Is Why We Don't Play Golf been delayed?

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